Five Chicken Wings

On the fifth day of Christmas, the spinster gave to me....fiiiiive chicken wings, four famous nerds, three french men, two chubby pugs, and a puppy playing with feet.

By my estimation, this is the best gift yet...but not necessarily the best gif yet. You don't have to figure out where you'll house it or how you're going to feed it. In fact, it feeds you. I gotta tell you, though, as of my writing this post, I think I could probably eat more than five chicken wings. You might, then, have to resort to eating one of the puppies I gave you earlier. They are deliciously cute.

As usual, stay tuned tomorrow for what's next in the Christmas gif bonanza!