I'm Old Now

 

I've recently seen much discourse on the internet about something I find perplexing. According to the Instagram post I first saw, there are now three indicators of agedness. These three things, according to the young whippersnappers, are skinny jeans, hair parted the side, and the laughing till you cry emoji. 

Well, Spinsters, I'm here to tell you that I'm three for three. If they start wearing super low rise jeans, I'll just check into a nursing home because that is a bridge too far. 

Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know...at the ripe old age of 35, the youngsters have deemed me "old" and out of style. Another indicator that I'm old? I honestly don't care what they think. 😂