Fake News: Mitch McConnell Walks the Runway, Is Surprisingly Fashionable

Mitch McConnell walks the runway
during Paris Fashion Week

 With all the shopping guides I've been posting, I figured it was time for a little bit of old fashioned photoshoppery. Today's target: Mitch McConnell.

Above you'll find a photo from Paris Fashion week where Mitch McConnell showed what he's been hiding under all those frumpy suits. Who knew? He apparently keeps a Bowflex in his office.

McConnell poses in front of a white-rose
backdrop at an afterparty.

Next, you'll see McConnell showed his personal style wearing a kilt suit with asymmetrical stripe details at the jacket's bicep, on the kilt's front, and even mirrored in the mismatched socks he donned for the occasion. To finish off the look, he carried the tiniest of purses made from the same fabric as his suit. 

McConnell poses in an embellished
chiffon dress with Maribou trim

Lastly, we have a photo of McConnell as he tried on looks for his next gala. While this wasn't the final look, I do think it's quite fetching. 

I hope this gave you a good little giggle. Happy Wednesday!